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06-16-2009, 12:36 PM
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| My Favorite Vibrator is My Motorcycle  Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Boca Raton
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    |  Things I've learned as I get older & wiser I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes. I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs. I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think. I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished. I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities. I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be a lot of money to take its place. I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. I've learned to say F--- 'em if they can't take a joke" in 6 different languages.
__________________ Hate me if you want too Love me if you can Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love. Don't confuse my sweetness for weakness   Need a Diaper Cake? http://diapercakes-n-candles.blogspot.com/ |
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06-16-2009, 12:41 PM
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| MADE IN BRAZIL  Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Ontario, CA
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| Re: Things I've learned as I get older & wiser Damn girl... U've learned a lot... lol
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06-16-2009, 12:43 PM
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| SHAGERON!!  Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: weston,fl
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| Re: Things I've learned as I get older & wiser I have a big willy and lotta monies. Im set for life werd.
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06-16-2009, 12:47 PM
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| My Favorite Vibrator is My Motorcycle Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Boca Raton
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| Re: Things I've learned as I get older & wiser F--- 'em
__________________ Hate me if you want too Love me if you can Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love. Don't confuse my sweetness for weakness Need a Diaper Cake? http://diapercakes-n-candles.blogspot.com/ |
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06-16-2009, 01:00 PM
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| Superbike Racer  Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Delray
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| Re: Things I've learned as I get older & wiser love it,  |
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06-16-2009, 01:06 PM
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| so little time.  Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Fl.
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| Re: Things I've learned as I get older & wiser Princess ~EVE~ has spoke. |
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06-16-2009, 01:11 PM
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| cops reason 4 therapy  Join Date: May 2009 Location: miami
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  | Re: Things I've learned as I get older & wiser ive learned that guns dont kill people husbands who come home early do
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06-16-2009, 05:09 PM
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| "The Hustler"  Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Deerfield Beach
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| Re: Things I've learned as I get older & wiser I've learned that Ev is a complicated flower..............with poison pollen!! |
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06-16-2009, 05:56 PM
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| Forum Addict Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Homestead, FL
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| Re: Things I've learned as I get older & wiser Ev, you aren't THAT old.. lol |
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06-16-2009, 06:06 PM
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| speedracer  Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Fort Lauderdale
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| Re: Things I've learned as I get older & wiser Aw Ev! <3 |
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