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06-16-2009, 01:48 PM
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| My Favorite Vibrator is My Motorcycle  Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Boca Raton
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    | Egg Timer She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walked in. She turned and said, "You've got to make love to me this very moment." His eyes lit up and he thought, "This is my lucky day." Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all, right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove. More than a little puzzled, he asked, "What was that all about?" She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
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06-16-2009, 01:50 PM
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| body surfer extraordinaire  Join Date: May 2008 Location: all over south FL
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| Re: Egg Timer that's some funny shiet..... hahahaha... does that include foreplay too?
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06-16-2009, 02:08 PM
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| My Favorite Vibrator is My Motorcycle Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Boca Raton
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| Re: Egg Timer Quote:
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06-16-2009, 03:01 PM
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| so little time.  Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Fl.
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|  Re: Egg Timer I guess this means you are single again Princess?.............. |
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06-16-2009, 03:07 PM
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| aka Priddy Boi  Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Upper Stratosphere
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| Re: Egg Timer that's good right??? take about 20 minutes to boil an egg.
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06-16-2009, 03:09 PM
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| My Favorite Vibrator is My Motorcycle Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Boca Raton
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| Re: Egg Timer Quote:
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06-16-2009, 03:13 PM
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| aka Priddy Boi Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Upper Stratosphere
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| Re: Egg Timer Quote:
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06-16-2009, 03:14 PM
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| so little time. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Fl.
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| Re: Egg Timer Ah Hell, thought you meant Poached Eggs............  |
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06-16-2009, 06:00 PM
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| Forum Addict Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Homestead, FL
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06-17-2009, 04:31 AM
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| I <3 Steves Mom  Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Miami
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| Re: Egg Timer haha
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