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[phantom]

>>Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel " pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land".

>>Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land"
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>>Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land!

>>Furthermore, I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc.... I called Lifeline, the suicide help line.
Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan .
I told them I was suicidal.

They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck....

[Top of sixth]

Originally Posted by phantom

>>Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel " pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land".

>>Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land"
.
>>
>>Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land!

>>Furthermore, I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc.... I called Lifeline, the suicide help line.
Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan .
I told them I was suicidal.

They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck....

Thats an interesting point of view...almost makes it seem as if you blame our current president for the issues that plague our country. let me ask you a question...does it really make sense to BLAME the person thats trying to fix something that he DID NOT break? maybe you jus moved to this country and you dont know what the fuck has been going on over the last 8-9 years, but common sense should allow you to comprehend the fact that things are easier to break than they are to fix! If someone sets your house on fire, would you talk shit about the fire fighters that are trying to put it out?? didnt think so! best of luck with the suicide plans

[jasonc32amg]

Obama makes Bush look great in comparison...and that's no small accomplishment. The only positive aspect of Obama is that it will serve to elevate Carter's legacy by one notch.

[phantom]

Originally Posted by Top of sixth

Thats an interesting point of view...almost makes it seem as if you blame our current president for the issues that plague our country. let me ask you a question...does it really make sense to BLAME the person thats trying to fix something that he DID NOT break? maybe you jus moved to this country and you dont know what the fuck has been going on over the last 8-9 years, but common sense should allow you to comprehend the fact that things are easier to break than they are to fix! If someone sets your house on fire, would you talk shit about the fire fighters that are trying to put it out?? didnt think so! best of luck with the suicide plans

Fuck You..........you judgemental asshole.
I've been in this country since 1959, served 4 years in the United States Marine Corp and 11.5 months in The Peoples Republic Of South Vietnam.
How many have you served ??
All I did was post a joke, but idle minded cocsuckers like you always wanna make a big deal out of nothing............
Why don't you slow down, think, and then push your holier than thou opinion on other people.............asshole.

[thagr81]

Originally Posted by phantom

Fuck You..........you judgemental asshole.
I've been in this country since 1959, served 4 years in the United States Marine Corp and 11.5 months in The Peoples Republic Of South Vietnam.
How many have you served ??
All I did was post a joke, but idle minded cocsuckers like you always wanna make a big deal out of nothing............
Why don't you slow down, think, and then push your holier than though opinion on other people.............asshole.

What's up Phantom?

I too am a veteran of the U.S.M.C., just to give my two cents I personally would not have responded to your comments the way Top of Sixth did as a matter of fact I would not respond at all and just taken it as you said just another joke and no big deal so fuck it if some people can't take a joke but as for Jasonc32amg's comment on obama making bush look great that's just stupid, I don't care who's in office right now you have to give it at least a little time to see if the guy can make a change he's only been in office for just over a year and bush had 8 years to put us in a deficit when clinton had us with a surplus.

[thagr81]

Phantom, I just noticed your signature and just that alone makes me know you are a fellow leather neck.... lol

Semper Fi Devil Dog.....

[spectorman]

Originally Posted by jasonc32amg

Obama makes Bush look great in comparison...and that's no small accomplishment. The only positive aspect of Obama is that it will serve to elevate Carter's legacy by one notch.

now that's funny! (and all too true too....)

[aaronr6]

Originally Posted by phantom

Fuck You..........you judgemental asshole.
I've been in this country since 1959, served 4 years in the United States Marine Corp and 11.5 months in The Peoples Republic Of South Vietnam.
How many have you served ??
All I did was post a joke, but idle minded cocsuckers like you always wanna make a big deal out of nothing............
Why don't you slow down, think, and then push your holier than though opinion on other people.............asshole.

What a douche!

[racerboy221]

Originally Posted by jasonc32amg

Obama makes Bush look great in comparison...and that's no small accomplishment. The only positive aspect of Obama is that it will serve to elevate Carter's legacy by one notch.

That has to be one of the best things written on this site!!!

[phantom]

Originally Posted by thagr81

Phantom, I just noticed your signature and just that alone makes me know you are a fellow leather neck.... lol\





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Semper Fi Devil Dog.....

Semper fi, do or die........

Originally Posted by thagr81

What's up Phantom?

I too am a veteran of the U.S.M.C., just to give my two cents I personally would not have responded to your comments the way Top of Sixth did as a matter of fact I would not respond at all and just taken it as you said just another joke and no big deal so fuck it if some people can't take a joke but as for Jasonc32amg's comment on obama making bush look great that's just stupid, I don't care who's in office right now you have to give it at least a little time to see if the guy can make a change he's only been in office for just over a year and bush had 8 years to put us in a deficit when clinton had us with a surplus.

I wrote this in the funny side of the website...........
It wasn't meant to be a political statement...............
Some people don't have a fuckin life (or a brain).........
Thanks for your support bro, at least there's a few sane people walking this earth!!

Originally Posted by aaronr6

What a douche!