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09-04-2006, 10:55 PM
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| Senior SoFla Member   Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Miami, FL
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   | Escaped convict A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain.....do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong,honey. "I love you!" His wife responds: " He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. "I love you, too. |
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09-04-2006, 10:55 PM
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| Senior SoFla Member  Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: South Florida
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09-04-2006, 11:00 PM
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| Senior SoFla Member  Join Date: May 2006 Location: tamarac
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| uh-oh...lol
__________________  NRA certified firearms instructor Glock certified armorer I am the devil........and Im here to do the devils work |
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09-04-2006, 11:02 PM
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| Senior SoFla Member  Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: West Palm Beach
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__________________ When in doubt....twist the gas and waste their a**! 06 Raven R1 |
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09-04-2006, 11:15 PM
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| 2000 Post Club  Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: West Palm Beach
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| Now that was the laugh i needed today...thanx.
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09-04-2006, 11:24 PM
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| Senior SoFla Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Hollywood
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09-05-2006, 12:08 AM
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09-05-2006, 12:14 AM
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| ASSHOLE  Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Oakland Park, FL
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| lol that was great
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09-05-2006, 12:19 AM
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| Amateur Racer Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: West Boca
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| hahaha that was the best
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09-05-2006, 08:27 AM
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