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10-12-2007, 12:23 PM
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| Primary Target!  Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: miramar
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  | Refinancing bike... So I am refinancing my DRZ400sm, and I will be going ovver at lunch to sign the papers. I get a call from to loan coordinator, and the following conversation ensues: Bank: I need to ask you about the equipment on the bike. me: Okay, what do you want to know? Bank: Does it have cruise control? me:  No!Bank: Power steering? Me: No! Bank: Radio? Me: No! Bank:Air conditioning? me: Look lady, it is motorcycle. It doesn't have air conditioning, power brakes, power locks, power windows, 5 mph bumpers. It is not an automatic and doesn't have seat belts. Do me a favor, check no in all the little boxes, and have my loan ready to sign. I will be there at 1pm. Bank: (a few moments of silence) Okay, thank you very much! I will see you at 1pm. me: Oh, I can't tell you how much I am looking forward to that! Disclaimer: I have never agreed verbally or written to tolerate stupid in any way, shape, or form. Therefore, smart ass answers to stupid questions should not be held against me, but should actually be expected.
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10-12-2007, 12:24 PM
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| Re: Refinancing bike... Just pay it off Richie Rich. 
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10-12-2007, 12:31 PM
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| Re: Refinancing bike... So when are you getting your GMD suspension? 
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10-12-2007, 12:32 PM
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| Re: Refinancing bike... Probably do the forks right after Homestead.
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10-12-2007, 12:42 PM
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10-12-2007, 12:44 PM
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| Re: Refinancing bike... Hilarious.
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10-12-2007, 12:57 PM
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10-12-2007, 01:03 PM
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10-12-2007, 01:20 PM
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| Re: Refinancing bike... funny, until you see the interest rate LOL And you forgot to tell her you lost the full size spare
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10-12-2007, 01:54 PM
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